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ER Hires ‘Dilaudid Nazi’ to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids

Doktor Schnabel - July 29, 2014 20

ATLANTA, GA - The famous "Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld has been hired by Memorial Hospital’s ER to dispense or not dispense opioids to patients checking...

Invisible Medical Offenses Now Diagnosed as “Nanoaggressions”

January 22, 2016

Unused Mammogram Machine Repurposed as Hospital Panini Press

August 1, 2020

New Batsh*t Crazy Precautions Released

November 1, 2016

McDonald’s Settles Strike by Requiring All Employees to Re-Apply through ERAS

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Sports Med Doc Performs RCT Comparing Koolaid vs Prolotherapy

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Nervous Patient’s KUB Shows Butterflies in Her Stomach

February 16, 2017

Gunner Med Student Sends Interns Home, Says He’s Got This

April 9, 2019

Millennial Woman Admitted to Millennial ICU Because She “Can’t Even”

November 26, 2017

Extended Walk Test: Help Your Patients Discharge Themselves

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Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps

Dr. 99 - February 21, 2017 0

Attending to Attending Conversation Upgraded To Category 5

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Doctor’s Necktie Colonized with MRSA, Tarantulas, Ticks, Mosquitoes

Dr. 99 - January 13, 2018 0

For Hangnails, The American Academy of Dermatology Now Recommends Hand Amputation

Dr. 99 - August 14, 2017 0

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